Mine is Metal Guru.
My name is Alexandra | Ali | Dogood.
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I love women,” coming from a man, almost always means “I love when women please me,” “I love to imagine fucking women,” “I love to jack off to women’s pornified bodies,” “I love women who don’t challenge me in a way that makes me uncomfortable,” or “I love the idea of women.
He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
Mine is Metal Guru.
Anonymous said: Harbouring secret crushes on those kinda-friend people that you don't really know but who hover on the outskirts of your social circle: its weird, right?
What? No! These people are ideal crush objects because you can root ‘em (or, okay, pursue them romantically) and if it goes well it doesn’t throw the balance out of the existing pal-situ (I’m not sure how big of a concern this would be) like seeing your best mate might (?), they’re not complete unknowns so they can probably join in and shit and if you tell your pals you can either conspire or they can warn you off because they (might) have a better idea of who this other person is AND if you or they aren’t interested they can seamlessly transition back to “that person I vaguely know” rather than breaking your social social asunder. It makes sense why you would crush on em too because you don’t know them well enough to get any of the shitty traits you only let your mates see (or another way, the badness of these traits is just overexposure to some mundane part of you).
I’m not well-integrated into any friendship group so it looks like you’re announcing your crush on me, so thanks anon. You should consider writing about me for alexandrabeth's crush zine, before Dec 2.
Yeah anon, you should do it. I would love to read about your crush on Thom.